🏆 Top 10 Dad Jokes
Ranked by real reader upvotes. The cream of the crop.
Republicans are the true snowflakes...
they're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools EDIT* Thanks for the gold! You popped my gold cherry! its a joke folks. just a joke.
👍 28,995 upvotes
Remember when you were a kid and when you cried your parents said, "I'll give you a reason to cry"?
I always thought they were gunna hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
👍 6,756 upvotes
What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a guy who fixes bicycle horns?
One's motto is 'Be Prepared', the other's is 'Beep Repaired' EDIT:I reached r/all, I promised a friend of mine that I would stop calling his mom hot if I reached all. He sends his regards...
👍 5,036 upvotes
I lost my watch at a party once...
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
👍 1,941 upvotes
A boy asks a girl to prom..,
..and she says yes. Overexcited, he is told he must show up with a limo and a tuxedo. So he goes to the limo rental and waits in the limo line, and he gets the limo. Then, he goes to the tuxedo rental and waits in the tuxedo line. Finally, the big day comes, and he brings his date to prom. She asks him to get some punch. He goes over to get some punch, and realizes there is no punch line.
👍 490 upvotes
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor?
It was just a stage he was going through.
👍 322 upvotes