Knock-Knock Jokes
The funniest knock-knock jokes — curated, scored by real readers, updated daily.
🏆 Top 10 Knock-Knock Jokes of all time
- #1
'Knock knock'
'Who's there' 'Okay Google' 'Okay Google, who?' 'Sorry I didn't catch that' 'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?' 'The World Health Organization is a spec…
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Preston: Knock Knock!
Mom: Who's There Preston: Preston. Mom: Preston who? Preston let out a disheartening sigh as he walked away from the door, knowing his m…
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Whoever invented the knock knock joke
should receive a no-bell prize
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My grandmother used to tell us a joke...
She’d say “Knock knock”, we’d say “Who’s there?”. Then she’d say “I can’t remember”… and start to cry.
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never heard this before
Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY
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A man is sitting at home when he hears someone knocking at the door
Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock "Who's there?" "Fibonacci"
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Joke from my cousin
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? H…
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?
The No-Bell prize!
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Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan
Knock Knock Who's There? Metaphors Metaphors who? Metaphors be with you
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Knock knock.. (feat. My 9yo brother)
Knock knock.. \*sigh..\* Who's there? Interrupting doctor Interrupting doct-- You have cancer.
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Susie has no arms
Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie
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I managed to tell this joke to my gf during sex
(FYI: In Sweden we tell jokes about Norwegian people being stupid) me: Wanna hear a joke? gf: Wtf, now? sure... me: What does t…
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why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about america?
because freedom rings.
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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Cause' freedom rings
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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!
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What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes?
A door doesn't let you come inside.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes?
He won the nobel prize
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Knock knock…
Knock knock. Who's there? r/news. r/news who? [deleted]
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Knock knock..
Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke.
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Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.
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My 5 y/o cousins joke :)
Him:Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Him: To get to the stupid persons house. Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin* Him: Knock k…
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My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke
I was telling my son the "knock knock who's there banana joke", and he laughed and told me to tell it to him again. As I said knock knock he…
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Knock Knock
Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with…
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