Sports & Outdoors
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- #1
My favourite sport starts with a "T".
It's golf.
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Anybody here have sex while camping?
It's fucking intense.
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What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
One comes back from camp.
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Three guys go to a ski lodge
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right w…
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I want to open a gym for people with fetishes.
It's a great idea in theory, but I'm still trying to work out the kinks.
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Two tennis players got into a shouting match.
They made quite a racket.
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These Bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon
Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.
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What's the point of Jewish football?
Getting the quarter back.
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I hit the gym today.
Broke my hand on the entrance doors.
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Swim Race
A local pool was holding a swim meet for the disabled. There were three contestants, one man had no arms, one man had no legs, and one man w…
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Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.
Every kid gets atrophy.
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Where should children with ADHD be sent?
A Concentration Camp!
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Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf'
Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving
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I like my women like I like my golf score
Mid eighties and with slight handicap.
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An American man travels to Japan on business...
...and on his first night he visits a bar in Tokyo to experience the local nightlife. He meets an enchanting woman, and after several rounds…
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Three buddies watching Sunday night football.
An ant, a spider, and a centipede are watching Sunday night football together at the ants’ house. The ant notices their beer supply is runni…
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My bank just called me about suspicious activity on my account.
They didn't believe I bought a gym membership.
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The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...
Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball... She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
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Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar.
Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar, watching a military parade on CNN. Impressed by modern technolo…
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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what's al qaeda's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
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I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football.
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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Unicorn hunting...
Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, “So, what do you hunt?” Kurt answered, “I hunt unicorns.”…
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I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend.
It was in tents.
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