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Relationships are a lot like algebra...
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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Math class
Teacher asks Johnny: "Imagine you have $200. And you give $50 to Jane, $50 to Suzi, $50 to Melissa. What would you have?" "An orgy?" Editβ¦
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A mother takes her three sonβs to enroll in school. The teacher asks.
A mother takes her three sonβs to enroll in school. The teacher asks. Teacher: What are your sonβs names? Lady: This boyβs name is Leroy, β¦
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Quiet guy in class had this gem of a response
Military history class. We have this one guy in class who doesn't really say much and tends to keep to himself; just figured one of those 'mβ¦
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A teacher asked her students...
A teacher asked her 4th grade students a question every Thursday afternoon at the end of the day saying if they got it right they would not β¦
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A Teacher asks the students..
"Is it possible to insert 2 holes through one hole?" Nobody is able to answer Teacher: "You guys are so stupid. Go and ask your parents anβ¦
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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?
Because he was Haydn
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How long are math snakes?
3.14 feet. Well, at least the Οthon is (I'm so sorry)
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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
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My teacher told me if I slept with her I'd get an A for the semester.
I love being homeschooled
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A rabbi is on his deathbed...
...and a friend asks him if he has any last requests. The Rabbi asks his friend to find him a Catholic priest, so that he might convert. Coβ¦
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Betsy DeVos's school funding plan...
You start with $0. But if you sign up 5 kids for school, and those kids sign up 5 more kids, and THOSE kids sign up 5 more kids...
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My math teacher called me average...
How mean.
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Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"
Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence" Jamaican student: "the cheetah is faster dandelion" *Everyone dies*
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Good, bad, worse
Good: I slept with my teacher after prom last night. Bad: I was home schooled. Worse: by my dad.
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What's a Trump supporter's favorite college?
Electoral.
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What did the father buffalo say to his son as he left for school?
Bison.
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A teacher asked her 6th Grade class how many of them were Trump fans...
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Trump fans. Not really knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be liked by tβ¦
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The "American Dream" was discussed in class the other day...
... the professor turned to the German foreign exchange student and asked if they had anything like that in Germany to which he responded, β¦
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What is a snowflake's school grade based on?
Class precipitation.
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I started teaching Maths to midgets in my area.
I'm making little things count.
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My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange.
There was a young man who had nothing, Until one day he happened upon an orange. That rhymes?
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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six. One Slytherin to break it. One Gryffindor to volunteer to change it. Three Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder to ensure the safety ofβ¦
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A Freshman Seminar Professor Was Trying To Wow His Students
He told them, "In the English Language, a double negative equals a positive. For example, I didn't not do it equals I did it. But no doublβ¦
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Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's β¦
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