Biker Jokes
The funniest biker jokes — curated, scored by real readers, updated daily.
🏆 Top 10 Biker Jokes of all time
- #1
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Bec…
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A man on his Harley..
..was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have trie…
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A blonde guy walks into a bar
A hefty, muscular gun toting blond guy from Austin Texas goes to a bar on his Harley Davidson. He parks the bike outside, goes in and orders…
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar
He sits down at the bar and orders a drink, looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table, he gets up, staggers to the table, lean…
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The hero
Joe is at the Pearly Gates waiting to be admitted while St. Peter is leafing through his files to see if Joe is worthy of entry. "Joe," say…
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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
The location of the dirtbag.
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Sitting in a bar when ….
There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it do…
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A blind old cowboy walks into a bar...
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. Afte…
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A little old lady wanted to join a biker club...
A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos a…
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A Bad Day
A Bad Day There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and …
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Old biker walks into a bar...
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. …
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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
The position of the dirtbag.
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar....
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting th…
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So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like.
RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM
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Three guys die and go to heaven.
God tells them, "Your vehicle in heaven will be determined based on how well you treated your wife." The first guy says, "I never cheated …
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What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?
Rev
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When my wife left, I was sad and lonely
So I got a dog, a new motorbike, shagged 2 women and blew a grand on drugs and alcohol. She's going to go fucking nuts when she gets back …
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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?
The position of the dirtbag.
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A guy buys his first motorcycle...
The dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to rub on the chrome before it rains to prevent rusting. A few months later, the young…
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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?
The position of the dirt bag.
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Bad ending to a worse day
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down …
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A group of bikers see a girl about to jump from a bridge.
Their leader gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, …
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The Aussie Farmer, Osama Bin Laden And A Biker
Three men - a Farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.…
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She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication,
got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She looked at it …
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A large group of Hells Angels were riding down the highway . . . .
A friend of mine posted this on his fb page. I'm not sure who to properly attribute it to, but I thought it should go here. My hat's off t…
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