Puns & Wordplay
The funniest puns & wordplay — curated, scored by real readers, updated daily.
🏆 Top 10 Puns & Wordplay of all time
- #1
My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh.
Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
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Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?
They always take things literally.
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i've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere...
i could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
Because they always take things literally.
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My girlfriend left me....
she said she was sick of my tree puns what a beech
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I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time...
I swiss they would just stop already.
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I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out. (X-post /r/puns)
I came to the realization.
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Two bugs are having a conversation...
A fly asks a small bug on its back "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?" The small bug replies, "I mite be." The fly says, "Stupidest pun …
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I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns.
Comet me bro.
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I started writing a musical about puns
It's going to be a play on words.
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I wrote a theatrical performance on puns
Really, it was just a play on words.
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So there's a fly...
and a gnat lands on its back. The fly says, "is there a gnat on my back?" The gnat says, "gnat at all." The fly says, "that's the worst p…
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I used to be great at word play.
Once a pun a time.
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A good pun...
A good pun is its own reword.
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I just saw a stage show about puns...
It was a play on words.
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Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt.
Well, that and sex.
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With all the bad puns going around, I had to draw the line somewhere.
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A great pun...
is its own reword.
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I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win.
But, no pun in ten did.
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And the King of puns said
It's going to be another reigny day
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The Pun Competition
A man enters a pun competition in his local newspaper. They will accept more than one entry if sent in separately, so the man writes out 10 …
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I'm writing a musical about puns.
It's a play on words.
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What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke?
A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father.
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Was going to make a joke about my paycheck...
Turns out I have insufficient puns
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My girlfriend left me for telling too many bad jokes...
I guess her love was pun-conditional.
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