Corny & Cheesy
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🏆 Top 10 Corny & Cheesy of all time
- #1
Sex Statistics on a Plane.
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and …
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints
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I used to smoke weed in the 90's
Now I don't care what temperature it is
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Two women are sitting at a bus stop...
They're both smoking, and it starts to rain. One if them out her cigarette out, and the other took out a condom to put over the cigarette so…
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I had a joke about time travel....
... But you guys didnt like it
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My phone fell from the 20th floor,
good thing it was in airplane mode.
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The Trump Travel ban was refused due to lack of evidence..
Apparently "I know it, you know it, everybody knows it" wasn't enough
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I won $100 on a radio competition this morning.
The DJ called me and said, “We are going live in a few seconds, I’m going to ask you what you’re going to spend your money on and I want yo…
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On my way for the latest Porsche presentation..
the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight. I wrote down "I'm here for the newest 911". Best regards from Guantanamo.
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A flight attendant sees a suspicious couple on board...
She decides to report it to the pilot immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! The female passenger looks pretty …
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Radio Station Contest
A local radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make l…
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An English man, Irish man and Scottish man...
Are on a plane and the pilot comes out and issues everyone a challange, "if you can guess where we are by sticking your hand out of the wind…
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A woman with no arms or legs..
Is crying on a bench at the beach, i approach her "hey honey, whats the matter?" i say, she looks at me tears streaming down her face "ive n…
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A Man Was Tanned Everywhere Except His Penis....
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noti…
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What is Justin Timberlake's Favorite vacation spot in the Ukraine?
Crimea River
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When i was 5 i thought the rain was god peeing
How silly childish ideas can be...thinking god exists
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so …
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A Jewish man Sent his son on a trip to Israel
When his son returned, it was brought up that, while on the trip, he had converted to Christianity. Distraught, the Jewish man went to a clo…
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Why did the guitar player get arrested?
For fingering a minor.
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Who is Donald Trump's least favourite rock band?
Foreigner.
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Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?
They don't have any gigs.
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The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot
When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating
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What is Donald Trump's least favorite '80s band?
Foreigner
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Whats better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ!
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My neighbours listen to good music
Whether they want to or not
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