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🏆 Top 10 Knock-Knock Jokes

Ranked by real reader upvotes. The cream of the crop.

  1. My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke

    I was telling my son the "knock knock who's there banana joke", and he laughed and told me to tell it to him again. As I said knock knock he then backhanded my face and said "you shouldn't stand so close to the door"

    👍 11,220 upvotes

  2. never heard this before

    Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY

    👍 1,073 upvotes

  3. My 5 y/o cousins joke :)

    Him:Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Him: To get to the stupid persons house. Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin* Him: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Him: It's the chicken! I fell right into the little tackers trap!

    👍 1,032 upvotes

  4. My favorite knock knock joke.

    Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*

    👍 959 upvotes

  5. My most pretentious joke.

    Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

    👍 891 upvotes

  6. "Knock knock"

    "Who's there?" "Dave" "Dave who?" Dave had to hold back tears as he realised his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse

    👍 751 upvotes

  7. Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

    -Who's there? -The plane captain.

    👍 609 upvotes

  8. I have a friend that's a Jehova's Witness

    This one time she got mad at me, because she told a knock knock joke, and I refused to answer.

    👍 600 upvotes

  9. My grandmother used to tell us a joke...

    She’d say “Knock knock”, we’d say “Who’s there?”. Then she’d say “I can’t remember”… and start to cry.

    👍 522 upvotes

  10. Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

    Because there's always Whos there!

    👍 507 upvotes