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🏆 Top 10 One Liners & Short Jokes

Ranked by real reader upvotes. The cream of the crop.

  1. I found a place where the recycling rate is 98%

    /r/Jokes

    👍 45,500 upvotes

  2. It all.

    The title says it all.

    👍 13,221 upvotes

  3. If any of you are sad about being alone on valentines day, just remember...

    that nobody loves you on any other day of the year, and valentine's day shouldn't be any different.

    👍 2,666 upvotes

  4. I have an inferiority complex

    ....But it's not a very good one. :(

    👍 2,572 upvotes

  5. What's black and screams?

    Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

    👍 1,498 upvotes

  6. Can February march?

    No, but April may.

    👍 1,370 upvotes

  7. Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

    So people don't confuse them with feminists.

    👍 1,177 upvotes

  8. Breaking News: A movie theatre has just been robbed of over two thousand dollars

    The theives took a large soda and two bags of popcorn

    👍 724 upvotes

  9. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

    I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

    👍 611 upvotes

  10. Jehovah's witnesses are always banging on my door everyday

    Joke's on them, I'm never letting them out of my basement.

    👍 445 upvotes