🏆 Top 10 Puns & Wordplay
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With all the bad puns going around, I had to draw the line somewhere.
👍 2,812 upvotes
So there's a fly...
and a gnat lands on its back. The fly says, "is there a gnat on my back?" The gnat says, "gnat at all." The fly says, "that's the worst pun I've ever heard." The gnat goes, "what do you expect, I just made it up on the fly!"
👍 1,733 upvotes
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
Because they always take things literally.
👍 1,356 upvotes
Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt.
Well, that and sex.
👍 1,059 upvotes
My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh.
Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
👍 490 upvotes
I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out. (X-post /r/puns)
I came to the realization.
👍 312 upvotes
What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke?
A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father.
👍 273 upvotes