🏆 Top 10 Sports & Outdoors
Ranked by real reader upvotes. The cream of the crop.
These Bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon
Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.
👍 24,226 upvotes
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football.
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
👍 21,109 upvotes
The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...
Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball... She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
👍 350 upvotes
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
👍 299 upvotes
My bank just called me about suspicious activity on my account.
They didn't believe I bought a gym membership.
👍 177 upvotes
Three guys go to a ski lodge
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
👍 175 upvotes
I want to open a gym for people with fetishes.
It's a great idea in theory, but I'm still trying to work out the kinks.
👍 99 upvotes
Three buddies watching Sunday night football.
An ant, a spider, and a centipede are watching Sunday night football together at the ants’ house. The ant notices their beer supply is running low, so being a good host he tells his buddies he is going to run to the beer store to get more. While the ant was heading out the centipede stops him and says “hey let me go and get the beer, I will be much faster than you, I have more legs, I’m built for speed” the ant thought this guy is too full of himself but lets him go get the beer anyways. It then started to rain, an hour & half passes, the spider and the ant got worried because the centipede has been gone far too long now. The spider tells the ant “ok I will go out and see if I can find him.” The spider puts on his shoes, grabs an umbrella and starts to head out. When the spider opens the door, surprisingly there is the centipede at the front door. “Hey man, what took you so long? Where’s the beer?” Centipede looks up and responds “huh! I haven’t even finished putting on all my shoes yet.”
👍 93 upvotes