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A Buddhist asks a hot dog vendor to "Make me one with everything."

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A Buddhist asks a hot dog vendor to "Make me one with everything."

The Buddhist gives him a fifty and the vendor just pockets it. The Buddhist asks for change and the vendor replies, "Change comes from within."

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