67-Year-Old Man Does Donuts on Courthouse Lawn, Proves You're Never Too Old to Be an Idiot

Well, folks, here's a story that really gets my dentures grinding. Some 67-year-old geezer—who apparently had a few too many margaritas with his early bird special—decided to relive his glory days by doing donuts on the courthouse lawn. Because nothing says 'I'm a mature adult' like tearing up public property in a Buick. The sheriff's office had to post on Facebook: 'If you've had a few too many margaritas with dinner, please don't get behind the wheel, and definitely don't do donuts on the courthouse lawn.' You think? What's next, a senior citizen doing burnouts in the Walmart parking lot? Back in my day, we got drunk and yelled at clouds, not vandalized government buildings. This guy's lucky he didn't throw out a hip spinning around like a teenager. And of course, he's 67—old enough to know better, but apparently not old enough to act his age. If you're gonna drink margaritas, stay home and yell at the TV like a normal grumpy old man. Leave the donuts to the cops—they need the carbs.