Influencer Makes a Living Stirring Racial Pot? In My Day, We Just Yelled at Clouds

So some hotshot influencer named Ed Choi got a politician to say 'fascist liars' on camera, and now he's the big man on campus? Back in my day, if you wanted to stir up trouble, you had to put on pants, go outside, and annoy your neighbors in person. Now you can just sit in your basement and fuel racial firestorms for clicks. Brilliant. This guy's built a whole following by making everyone angry at each other. And politicians are lining up to get a piece of that action? Nithya Raman, huh? She's probably never changed a tire or waited in line at the DMV. These kids today think they're changing the world by retweeting outrage. Meanwhile, I can't get my grandson to look up from his phone long enough to take out the trash. But hey, at least we've got influencers dividing us further. That's progress, I guess. Now get off my lawn!