Food Puns
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A steak pun...
... is a rare medium well done.
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Why are steak puns so rare?
Because they are never well done.
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The steak pun...
...a rare medium, sometimes well done.
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(OC) I started stealing granite tops from peoples kitchens and replacing them with fakes...
I keep having troubles getting the counterfeit. (Its probably been done before because the pun is so obvious but I haven't yet heard it.)
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Good deli related jokes?
I posted last night but it was really late. I got a couple pretty good responses though, but I'm trying again now in hope of a bigger turnou…
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