3 vampires walk into a bar...
Holiday Jokes
3 vampires walk into a bar...
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a shot of hot blood. 15 minutes later, a second vampire walks in and does the same. Not soon after, a third vampire walks in and orders a hot cup of water. "Why the cup of water?" the other two asked. He then pulled out a used tampon and said, "I'm making tea."