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A distraught man goes to his doctor and says "Doc, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my butt!"

Doctor & Medical

A distraught man goes to his doctor and says "Doc, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my butt!"

The doctor asks him to drop his pants and examines him. The man asks: "Doc, does it look serious?" The doctor replies: "Sorry to tell you, but it's just the tip of the iceberg."

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