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A guy walks into the doctors office with a stomach ache

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A guy walks into the doctors office with a stomach ache

Doctor says :"Sir, you have worms in you intestines." Patient freaks out :"what do I do doc?! Get them out of me!!" Doc replies: "there is only one solution for that, get a watermelon, cut it in half and sit on it. Their leader will come down, taste it and tell the others to come out and eat the watermelon." Patient saw the logic in the doctor's reasoning and bought a watermelon on his way home. Cut it in half and sat on it. A few minutes later he felt a worm coming down eating some melon and going back up, a few moments later he felt all the worms moving out then they stopped. When he thought they had all left his body he heard the leader say : " Ready fellas? LIFT!"

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