A husband and wife grow distressed as more and more uninvited guests swarm into their party.
Birthday Jokes
A husband and wife grow distressed as more and more uninvited guests swarm into their party.
The husband has a plan. He moves to the front, manages to get everyone's attention, and calls out, "If you're from the groom's side, please stand up." About one fourth of the guests stands up. He calls out, "Those from the bride's side, please stand up." Another one fourth of the guests stands up. He smiles and says, "If you are standing up, please leave. This is a birthday party."