A man and his wife built a boat...
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A man and his wife built a boat...
They called it the *Alfred1*, after a friend of theirs. However, it was poorly constructed and sank immediately. They continued to try to build seaworthy vessels, but the same thing happened over and over. With the *Brian2*, the *Chris3*, and the *Daniel4*. "We're really not very good at this," the man said in disgust. "How do boats even work?" "I don't know, but we'll figure it out," replied his wife. "We need an *ELI5*."
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