A man makes a bet with his boss

A man makes a bet with his boss

He bets $500 that he can lick his eyeball. Laughing the boss agrees. The man takes off a fake eyeball and licks it. The boss angrily gives him the $500. The man then bets $500 he can bite his own ears. The boss pulls his ears to check if the man is wearing any fake ones, then agrees. The man takes out a set of fake teeth from his mouth and bites his ear with them. Angry, the boss gives him $500 and tells him to go away. The next day, the man comes back. Boss: What now? Didn't you take enough money from me? Man: Trust me. This one should be easy. I bet you all your money back that you are wearing purple underwear. Boss: Haha! My underwear is black! Man: May I see some proof? The boss goes to the washroom and brings back his underwear in his hands. The man cheerfully hands $1000 to the boss. Boss: Why are you so happy? Man: Look around you. All around the office's glass walls your 43 employees are watching. Boss: And..? Man: I bet each of them $500 that I can make you take off your underwear.