A man sees a boy smoking and drinking

A man sees a boy smoking and drinking

A man walks home late at night, and suddenly saw an 8-year old boy with a smoking cigarette, drinking from a half-empty bottle of scotch. Outraged, he screams at the kid: "What the hell are you doing? Those things are very bad for you health, and you're far too young to even consider this!" "My grandfather lived to 100 years", - replies the kid nonchalantly. "Err, and did he smoke and drink all the time?" - asks the confused man. "No, he always minded his own business".