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A nun asks another

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A nun asks another

What would you do if someone with bad intentions gets ahold of you? Nun: I would lift up my dress Other Nun: Oh my! What would you do then? Nun: I would ask him to put his pants down Other Nun: Wow. I didn't expect this from you. What would you do after? Nun: I would run away. I bet I can run faster lifting my skirt than he can with his pants down.

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