A pun contest...
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A pun contest...
A man's newsletter tells him about a pun contest they are holding. The person who submits the best pun will win $10000. The man thinks, *I could really use that money!* So he decides he will submit some puns. In the hopes of winning the $10000, he submits 10 puns in one letter. He hoped and prayed that at least one pun would win it for him. But no pun in ten did.