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- Doctor, I want to live very old

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- Doctor, I want to live very old

- Do you drink? - Never, only water. - You smoke? - Oh no, my body is a temple - Do you have crazy nights out dancing while doing cocaine and coming back home to have unprotected sex with multiple partners? - Never, I'm single and abstinent. - I see. So could you explain me exactly why you want to live old?

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