Finding a job is difficult...

Finding a job is difficult...

I started at the orange juice factory but couldn't concentrate, Being a tailor just didn't suit me, I couldn't cut it as a barber, I didn't have the foundations to be an architect, I just didn't have enough patients to be a doctor, I felt soleless in the shoe factory, I couldn't hack it as a lumberjack, I couldn't keep my eye on the job as an optician, Being an electrician was shocking, Sewage maintenance was just draining, I just wasn't taking off as a pilot, My spell as a wizard didn't work, Working at a coffee shop was too much of a grind, I didn't make the grade as a teacher, I didn't have the thyme to be a chef, My career as a comedian was a joke, I couldn't see a future being a historian, And now I'm an archaeologist and my future lies in ruins!