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Four men were in a bar talking about their children.

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Four men were in a bar talking about their children.

The first guy starts, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser as he started washing cars. But now he has become a salesman. He is so successful that he gave his best friend a new mercedes for his birthday." The second guy follows," I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves. He is also now a salesman and he's so rich that he actually gave his best friend a new bungalow for his birthday." The third guy adds," Yeah, I hear you. My son started mopping toilets. They made him a broker now and he owns it. He is so rich that he gave his best friend 10mil in stocks for his birthday." Lastly, the fourth guy speaks, "MY son is a complete, hopeless loser who has not even bothered to get a job. I also just found out that he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, looking on the bright side, his boyfriends have got him a mercedes, a bungalow, and 10mil in stocks for his recent birthday.

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