Girl with no arms or legs is sitting overlooking the ocean
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Girl with no arms or legs is sitting overlooking the ocean
A man walking past notices she's crying, says "what's wrong girl?" She responds, " I've never been kissed before " the man feels really bad for her and leans in and kisses her and leaves. Another guy is walking past and notices the girl is upset and crying, he asks "what's wrong girl?", the girl responds "I've never been fingered before, and I can't even do it myself", the man takes a deep breath, closes his eyes and starts to finger bash her. Not long after, another man walks by, notices her crying and says "what's wrong?", the girl responds "it's just, I've never been fucked before".. There man pauses for a while, takes the girl out of her chair and launches her into the ocean and yells "now you're fucked!".
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