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God said to Adam "I'm going to make you a woman"

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God said to Adam "I'm going to make you a woman"

God: "She's going to clean for you, cook anything you want whenever you want it, always look beautiful, never be bad tempered, give you children, always obedient, and she'll never argue with you." Adam: "That sounds great, but what'll it cost me?" God: "Oh, an arm and a leg." Adam: "That's a bit steep. What can I get for a rib?"

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