Grumpy
Old Folk

"Honey, I think I'm ugly...."

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"Honey, I think I'm ugly...."

So I pulled her infront of a mirror, stood right next to her and said: "Darling, I mean look a that sexy smile, that beautiful hair and those eyes....Just wow. No wonder you feel ugly next to me!"

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