I got a nice Rolex from the lesbian couple next door after they asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

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I got a nice Rolex from the lesbian couple next door after they asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

It's a cool gift and all, but I think they misunderstood me when I told them I wanna watch.

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