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I nearly talked my way out of a speeding fine earlier by telling this Police woman she looked bloody stunning

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I nearly talked my way out of a speeding fine earlier by telling this Police woman she looked bloody stunning

Then I went and fucked it up by saying, 'And that's not the drink talking either'

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