I tried to submit a patent for a gold-plated butt plug, but Steve Jobs beat me to it.
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I tried to submit a patent for a gold-plated butt plug, but Steve Jobs beat me to it.
It turns out, he was already making overpriced toys for assholes [Obligatory edit: top submitted post is about butt plugs. Wowza! Also, thank you, kind Redditor for the gold! I can't believe a gilded joke is about sex toys :)]