Grumpy
Old Folk

I was walking past a construction site and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little weirdo...

One Liners & Short Jokes

I was walking past a construction site and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little weirdo...

...in morse code. [Credit goes to Emo Phillips]

Copy jokeAnother one! →

More One Liners & Short Jokes

One Liners & Short JokesI found a place where the recycling rate is 98%One Liners & Short JokesSon: "Dad, Am I adopted"?One Liners & Short JokesIt all.