Grumpy
Old Folk

*Pollen accidentally enters body*

Corny & Cheesy

*Pollen accidentally enters body*

Immune system: What the hell is that? Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl- Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo- Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES! Pollen: The what? Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates? Immune system: ALL OF THEM! Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi- [Dramatic music] Me: *sneezes*

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