Setting the ground rules of a happy marriage
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Setting the ground rules of a happy marriage
After the wedding, the groom sits down his bride and goes, "I just need to tell you three things. Every Wednesday night, come sun, rain or snow, we play football with the lads. Ok?" "Yes", replied the bride. "Every Saturday night, me and the lads go out drinking. Regardless whether you like it or not, it's happening" "Ok", she said. "And finally, every Sunday we go fishing. Am I being clear?" "Yes", said the wife. "Splendid. Now, do you have any rules of your own I need to be aware of?" "Oh, just the one", she said. "Every night at 9 o'clock sharp, I have sex. Regardless whether my husband is home or not, I am having sex". lost in translation and typed on mobile phone disclaimer
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