The sun was coming up. Adam & Eve had just spent the entire night ...
Fishing Puns & One Liners
The sun was coming up. Adam & Eve had just spent the entire night ...
... having glorious unadulterated sex. Eve decided to go wash up in the river close by. Just as she dipped her toe in the water to feel the temperature, she heard a thundering voice, "Do NOT go into the water!". Eve shrugged, and thought to herself, "What's the worse that could happen?". She waded into the water waist deep. .... Another thundering voice came from the sky, "Now i'll NEVER get the smell out of the FISH!".