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There was a knock at my door.

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There was a knock at my door.

I said, "Who is it?" and they told me that it was the police. I asked them what they wanted and they said that they wanted to investigate my property for marijuana. I said, "I haven't got any. Now be on your way." "Well then," they said, "what harm is there in us checking?" I said, "Because you might find the cocaine."

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