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There's a giant hole in town and everybody is falling in it and going to the hospital

Doctor & Medical

There's a giant hole in town and everybody is falling in it and going to the hospital

The mayor holds a meeting and asks everyone to propose a solution. Someone stand up and says: "We should put a cop next to the hole and whenever someone falls he'll call an ambulance." Another person offers to put an ambulance next to the hole. Someone else offers to build a hospital next to the hole. At this point everybody starts arguing so the mayor shuts everybody up and says: "You are all stupid. We should close up the hole and dig another one next to the hospital."

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