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Translated from my language, might contain mistakes, I apologize in advance. Guy was walking on the beach and saw an Aladdin Lamp buried in the sand. He grabbed it, rubbed it till it got clean and genie came out and told him: -You have freed me from the lamp, I can make one wish come true for you. Guy thought for a sec and said: - Its been 20 years since I moved to US, I would love to go and visit my country but Im afraid of the planes and flying and I get sea sick on a boat. Can you build a bridge over the ocean so I can drive to Europe? Genie chuckled and said: -Its impossible, just imagine how many people and years we need for it to be built, piers wouldn't be able to reach the bottom of the ocean. Try another one. Guy went into deep thoughts and said after a couple of minutes: - I want to be able to understand women, to understand and feel what they think, even while they are silent, to know why they are crying when they do, to be able to know what they want when they say: nothings wrong, to know how to make them happy. Genie said: - Did you want that bridge with 2 or 4 lanes?

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