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A Doctor gives his patient the bad news that he only has a week to live...

Doctor & Medical

A Doctor gives his patient the bad news that he only has a week to live...

Patient - "No, I don't accept that! I'd like an alternative fact please" Doctor - "Money-wise, you are now set for life"

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