A teacher asks her student a question...

A teacher asks her student a question...

"if there's two birds on a power line and somebody shoots one of them, how many birds are left?" " Zero" the boy said "the others would have flown away" "Actually the correct answer is two" said the teacher "but I like where your heads at." The boy came back to school next day and asked the teacher a question. "If there's three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream and one is licking their ice cream, one is chomping on theirs and the other is sucking on theirs, which one is married?" The teacher answered "the woman sucking her ice cream." The boy replied "actually it's the one with the wedding ring but I like where your heads at."