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Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

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Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."

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