God, I wish that I’d used a condom now.
Marriage Jokes
God, I wish that I’d used a condom now.
My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, “God, I wish that I’d used a condom now.” My wife was aghast and said, “What! You mean you wish that our son had never been born?” I said, “No, I’ve got his girlfriend pregnant.”