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Going To The Movies

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Going To The Movies

I told my wife I wanted to watch a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks. She got excited and asked, "Are we really go to see *50 Shades*?" I laughed and told her I was talking about *The Lego Batman Movie*.

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