I saw an old school friend today

I saw an old school friend today

and he started bragging about his well paid job, his flash expensive car and his enormous house. Then he took a photo out of his wallet, showed it to me and said. "That's my wife, isn't she beautiful"? I looked it at and said "If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife" He said "Why, is she a stunner?” I said "No, she's a fucking optometrist!"