One night, a man walks into a bar looking sad...
Marriage Jokes
One night, a man walks into a bar looking sad...
The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says, “Oh, just a beer." The bartender asked the man, “What's wrong, why are you so down today?” The man said, “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month.” The bartender said, “So what's wrong with that?” The man said, “Well, the month is up tonight.”